Just a guy in the apple business.

No real qualities to be farming Czar, only that I work with Farmers.  But just figured I would name my self the Farming Czar before one got named.  Really I probably would be qualified.

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Sun Glasses and Face Painting!

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We promise to equally offend all people in the group just like our Government does.

We can even schedule a Town Hall Meeting and have make believe Thugs.

If you would like help naming yourself as a Czar and have little or no experience we can help!

Note:  We had nothing to do with the way the cows in the picture above were fed or making them face the fence.

  Under our programs all cows at the fair would be able to look outward to greet everyone walking by. Thus not making them just look like another cows behind.

To think we were not included in writing the stimulus package!