Like many Governmental Agencies we provide little or no services. If we provide a service we will need to over charge you for such services.
No Premium business services
No contract is required
No Special corporate discounts
No Group rates
No Price matching guarantee
No 2 hour customer service
No Flexible schedule
NoCertified workmanship
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